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Renee & Peter

Those of you who know anything about UK porn will know that Renee is no stranger to the world of skin flicks having starred in a number of them in the past few years and for as long as that Ive been harranging her to do Real Couples, but the unfortunate thing was either her boyfriend at the time was not interested in being filmed balls deep in his loved one or they didn’t go the distance in a relationship to get around to doing it. Then 1 day she finally got in touch and said she has a new boyfriend whom she has met and is new to the business but that this was the real thing (Yeah yeah. Ive heard that before) but what convinced me this was the real thing was the fact she got a tattoo of his name on the back of her neck!

I was sold instantly, thinking not only has she got a boyfriend but 1 she is serious about keeping so there I am filming these two frolicking around and having fun at Peters flat in East London like a couple of crazy kids on prom night and I find out they have only been together ten weeks!!!! Well the movie that followed was no less real for it and maybe considered typical of people that do porn but I would like to remind u that porn stars do not grow on trees. They have emotions like anyone else and Renee and Pete are no exception to this. After all the decision to get a tattoo of ones initials on your body is not 1 to be taken lightly right?. If Renee did that for everyone she got involved with then she’d look like a rally car right?

Such is Renees acting capability I decided I wanted to do something a bit interesting as a preamble to the action by making a spoof advert. A rare contrivance for me that didn’t turn out how I expected but with a bit of tinkering in the editing it turned out as an
ok alternative to the porn introduction of the striptease as we still get to watch Renee showing some skin by dressing down and dressing up in her hot underwear and presenting herself to Peter as a wrapped present in a red bow.

Foxy & Jay

While I have no previous history with Foxy, I do know Jay a number of years and any aficionado of my brand of porn will see that he has been employed in various capacitys as a porn man and he is a reliable 1 too which is why I had faith in today going without a hitch and indieed it did as they breezed with ease through their clip.Lots of eye contact. Check, Touching and feeling. Check. In fact it so horny for Jay was Foxy that she got him nude first and for a second I thought the CFNM (clothed female nude male) thing was a fetish of Jays but then given what she was wearing, red heels, red stockings, black skirt and white blouse made her look like a secretary that a pair of specs would’ve rounded her off nicely and indeed she proably was a secretary before her stint as a porn model with which u can listen to on the video as how he fared in porn before just wanting to work exclusively with Jay alone. Hes not fussed either preferring to work wither too but the problem with couples who end up just doing scenes together, it ends up being rare that other producers actually put them together.

By the time she had Jays engorged member in her mouth, she was loving th epower she was feeling turning him on which Im sure she enjoed morewhen his toung was exploring itself between her legs and him adding to her soaking panties by adding his saliva to her dripping wet pussy. By th etime Jay was in her you could hear her squelching with every thrust and I particularly enkoyed the way she locked her gaze on him as if I wa sno longer there.

Hey don’t mind me people. I’m only here to scene you fucking. Then thay got real creative with the positions as Jay towered over her sitting on the sofa as he penetrated her mouth then she turned around to lick his ass hole as lovingly as an asshole can be licked while giving him the reach around with his backside in her face and tugging on his peen wanking him off. I don’t care what that was all about but it looked different and its definitely 1 for those who are looking for another position to the usual. Jay was loving it too the kinky bastard but then that’s what familiarity does. It makes people feel comfortable to express themselves sexually the way they want to.

Bridie & James

One of the things I like about shooting this series is that I get to meet new people all the time and occasionally visit a place I’ve never been before. Newcastle is one of those places. I opted to take the train there rather than drive and seeing that it was a ebony dreary day, it soon brightened up for me on my arrival when bridie and James picked me up from the station and whisked me off to their home and after a cupof tea she was prepared in a glowing pink fishnet body stocking!!!! Woo-haaaa!

This couple are what you would call highly attractive and sexy for each other. You could download the fires burning within bridie that seemed to suggest that doing videos for strangers like me is part of their sexual adventure and whilst I was a little…just ickle bit worried about james silence I quickly worked out he was the kind of man who didn’t speak unless he had something to say. Not to be confused with being timid or rude or anything. Not that he had anything to be timid about anyway, the dude was well fit given his physique and I believe he is a former cage fighter which probably added to the silent but violent type that he is. Ha ha…actually I found him a real nice man (he says backing off out the door)

I started filming them by the back door having a smoke, as they prefer not to smoke in the house. Bridie couldn’t be bothered to wait
for him to finish his cigarette before she was on her knees getting him prepped with a playful lick and a feel of his wang by the door before moving in to the lounge and removing her long ebony fluffy coat to revela her naked body under her shimmering pink body stocking..

Katie & Ross

So what you see is still as real as they come in that they are a real couple just going through the motions of sex. Normally I'd expect to download a couple waiting to get their groove on with flames of lust in their eyes waiting to show the world what they can do as an endorsment of their love for each other what I got was the kind of sex that made me wonder if they were going to last out the week. That's a terrible thing to say but what can I say? It looked like that to me. Worse still it took a lot longer to shoot and my patience was wearing thin. Why did I not just throw the towel in then?

Well the man did get wood. They did have sex but didn't fuck so here u are people ,this is what real sex looks like on the opposite end of the spectrum. If this is how they do it in general then I cant watch them both being very happy with each other. So if u are about to view this one because you are a voyeur and want to crack one out, then there is plenty better scenes on here but if you just like to see what real sex looks like when its not on full heat then this ones for you.

It kicks off quite awkward with a few pleasant smiles and again they may just have felt uncomfortable and unsure of what they thought I wanted veruss what htey should have done and the preamble was non existent leading to an unsure fumble, lack of eye contact tells you there is no chemistry then she moved into suck his man meat and he licked her pussy before a couple rubs on his semi limp dick later it was hard enough to put into her skank as he shunted back and forth, she managed a whimper...Okay this is sounding a lot worse than it actually is because when I sat there editing it, it didn't seem as bad as I remembered it and I was half thinking I should just bin this shoot but something in my head said no, wait a minute. If people ever wanted to know what my worst shoot on Real Couples is then at least I have something for them to refer to.

Cate Harrington & Scott

I still remember getting their email wanting to appaear on Real Couples and the rather nice pics they sent of themselves cuddling and doing things of an intimate nature. Being a typical man I couldn't help but notice what magnificent tits she had too and upon meeting them on the day at the hotel in South Mimms over drinks at the bar, I told Scott that and he was happy as Larry about it....Well he would be wouldn't he? She is his girlfriend. To date I have worked with this couple a few times already including a home made mov so it goes without saying this particular clip is them at their newest and I'm sure I detected a certain shyness about Cate which is a bit of a contradiction when you think she is sitting there stark nude being interviewed smoking cigarettes having just finished a rather hot scene showing their kinky side.

I think we only filmed it in a hotel because they were already in London that weekend fresh from another shoot. In fact, its fair to say Cate and Scott are part of the new generation of young couples who are embracing a career in porn. Its certainly different to when I first started out at least and seems to be indicative of things to ocme with couples of their generation as Scott put it: They do it at home so to do it in front of someone paying to film them seems a logical and easy step for them. So easy that is, that they casually got inot it smoking cigarettes as Cate administered a blow job on him between puffs, p[assign the cigarette back and forth to each other before getting stuck in to each other with fanny lickings and blowjobs as Scott finger penetrated her on the bed with his peen in her mouth.

Now proper rock solid he fucked her where she lay then did her doggy style before she squatted down on him bouncing up and down on his man meat like it was a Space Hopper then back in doggy again Scott pounded into her so hard you could her his balls smaking her arse with every thrust and Cate was loving it to the point she was screaming at him not to stop as he was hitting the right spot as her body tensed with a wave of orgasm then relaxed.

Robin & Tim Back Again

Robin is an attractive 20 something with long blonde hair with an extraordinary difference. Now unless u can spot this you may notice but she has two different coloured eyes! Now u don't view that everyday, pardon the pun. Ok I don't know if Robin has a problem with that but I can tell u I find it hot in a way. I think one eyes was greenish and the other blue... Anyway I'll move on in case you think I have some kind of ocular fetish.

Another thing that separates Robin from your typical model porno type is that she comes from what I deem to be a fairly middle class background in that not only is she pretty but she ios also educated...or for lack of a better word, posh, given that she lives 20 minutes drive north of me in green belt of Hertfordshire. It was actually thrilling to be in the company of a young woman who possesses a bit of a decadent streak.

So her partner Tim is rather affluent though I wont divulge much info as to how I came to that conclusion but he is a well groomed, well spoken man in his early 40's with a friendly nature and a good sense of humour u can view why Robin notonly went for him but also happy that they are together.

There is abit of history that preceded them before this foray into Real Couples. Robin has done porn already and decided it was not for her, preferring instead to work with her partner Tim. So here I am in their garden on a nice Sunny day with the sun in my eyes sipping tea as Robin and Tim both wearing shades sit there all cool and composed as I'm squinting and sweating in the mid day sun as we get the hello how you doing stuff out the way that has become a permanent thing on my shoots. I couldn't very well just stroll in and get them to get their kit off and get on with it could I?

Nikki & Steve

The interesting thing about this shoot is that we have a real MILF. Not just a MILF bit a proper MILF with a genuine young partner. There seems to be such interest in this stark contrast of mature sophisticated lady with the young partner and I find this real sexy because I remember loosing my virginity to a woman half my age and I was considerably younger than Steve who has been with Nikki for nearly 10 years and married for two and their relationship consolidated with a child. Nikki has another 2 from a previous relationship.

Its also strange that Steve doesn't like camera agreed to even do a film in the first place. That would have meade me doubtful of the shoot had I found this out before we booked the shoot.

Nikki has a lovely body on her and I can definitely download why she appealed to Steve. All that wealth of sexual experience and confidence must feel liberating when u know you are in the hands of a young babe that knows and wants to do what she is doing, especially when you view how curvy her bum is and it still has dimples!!! They started off in the usual way couples start off, kissing and canoodling, fondling and groping each other with Nikki reaching into Steves pants to fondle his man meat to hardness as he rubbed and fingered her ho to get her ready for the penetration that would ensue.

Nikki led Steve upstairs to their bedroom and sat on him when he laid down on the bed to have her pussy licked as she reached back and fondled his peen to hardness as she grind her ho into his face. The moaning and groaning told me she was liking what he was doing to her and she got up to squirt on him as she came then carried straight on sucking his wang in the 69 position as he continued licking her out until his penis was prepared for skank, she turned right round and sat on it, rocking it inside her like it was a joystick (I guess that's where the word came from)...Also notice the lady is also sexually in charge by taking the initiative. Another appeal of the MILF. She rode his man meat facing away looking back at his reactions as he watched her arse going up and down with his cock firmly entrenched in her wet vagina and when it sprung out she moved her pussy back on his mouth as she sucked her twat juices off his weiner.

Valentina & David

Valentina and David are a rare exception in that they came to my attention via an agency who know about what I do and specialise in. Its something I am becoming reknowned for now. The Real Couples man. Mr Real Couples aka One Eyed Jack. My only reservation with getting couples from modelling agencies is that I feel I am missing the ambience of knowing them directly.

Sure you get to talk to them and get them to look at the site but its not really the same as a couple who have discovered your site on the net and demand (as some have done) to be on it. I love that enthusiasm u get from those couples. Its like its an official affirmation to the world that “Hey, we are a couple!!!!” or as I used to say; that second wedding ring.

Valentina and David are an exception in many other ways too. Anyone who watches a show called Nasty Sexy Money will realise that she bears an uncanny remsemblance to Sofia Vergara. Those that don't know who she is, don't concern yourself any further with it than the mere fact that Valentina is hot. Shes sexy and shes from Columbia and shes married to David. A rarity to find a couple in their early 20's married, and when u listen to their lil talk about how they met and what they do it makes it seem all the more exciting. So no real surprisies given their adventurous nature that they ended up getting butt naked in front of my trusty clip camera.

It was a real joy to mov some sexy passionate loving leading to sex and you can watch how keen Valentina gets the moment her lips lock with David and even more so when he trails down to her ho to give her a good licking as she sighs and moans with her eyes rolling dreamily into her head. This is the kind of sex that cannot be bought in more professional productions and even more so what ensued later on but first with the jiggy jiggy. David was pounding Valentinas cunt hard into the bed before she got up and took the action to the kitchen to lay on the table and continued to keep Davids cock hard by giving him a foot job. Now that's a dude who likes his teen when he pays attention to all areas of her body. He continued sliding in and out of her vagina with his peen sucking her toes before flipping her over and doing her doggy style before she laid on her back to take his wang in her arse.

Satin & Cage

It seems Satin has come a long way from her previous relationship with an ex porn star load producer as she was wanting to do things she wouldn't normally do and |I would like to think she was comfortable in that we are friends and had some idea what this series involves. Theres no doubt abou tit when u wath the mov that they are crazy about each other. Satin made such an effort to look good I was inspired to shoot a solo montage of her rolling around in her tiny hot pants. As I said earlier satin is not a porno model. She is a model agent and make up artist which is how she met Cage, further proving that people do cometogether working in close proximity in the same business.

Those who have followed my work know that I am generally not fussed about make up in favour of what the couple feel comfortable doing so then it was also a pleasant surprise that not only did Satin agree to doing a video for Real Couples but she also want to do anal. It was not a request I made. This was what she wanted to do. Deep down I was very excited by this because I feel this is something very highly intimate for any couple to do and when she told me it turned her on I knew she had come into her own sexually now. She was actually quite timid the first time. Now look at her now!

If I had but one pet gripe. It was the gum chewing which has always been a pet peeve of mine bu tin truthm this series is not about what I like personally and to be honest I was so focussed on making my film of them that I didn't pay attention to it at the time but fucki t. its my pet peeve. It may not be yours but aside from this I have to say it was a blisteringly hot hot vid and I was surprised to see Satin tackling suck a big cock in her nouth , vag and arse and also a dp when u consider she was putting a vibrator in her twat at the same time. I never cease to be amazed which is why I love doing this so much.

Michelle & Sensi

Contrary to popular belief couples in the adult industry do not chase me to be on the site. It is me that wants to showcase them in my mission to bring you a variety of couples from all levels and interesting backgrounds. My whole thing with this kind of scenario is to deglam and make as real as possible the situation that was about to unfold. I arrived to find Lolly and Michelle curled up on the soafa watching East Enders of all things and Sensi chilling smoking a cigarette next to their flatmate a complete civilian to the adult industry. We al chatted and caught up with all manner of stuff about this industry and about each other for quite awhile before we got into anything.

Michelle still in her PJs asked me what I wanted her to wear. I fet in order to keep it real and deglam the whole thing to just go with what she was wearing already. So I'm to blame. The reason for this is, if you want to view Michelle dolled up and glammed to the nines you can view plenty of her in other work she has done. I wanted the caught with their pants down version which would inspire them to be as real as real could be with the situation of me a camera permitting.

Lolly and their flatmate went upstairs. I was half hoping they would continue watching tv as Michelle and Sensi banged around them. Now that would have been funny but despite what people think. Adult performers can be respective of each other so they vamoosed so we could get on with the business at hand. I just filmed them lounging on the sofa not talking about anything in particular and things soon heated up real fast even though Sensi was not entirely 100% well but its great the healing power the promise of sex has on a man..

Tara & Cody

I got to say the best thing about pov porn for me is that the man is where he belongs. Behind the camera and we can download Tara as Cody wants us to download her and yeah she looks absolutely beautiful with her dark hair and pretty face and huge natural tits and a nice womanly body. Yeah Tara is lovely and Cody cant lie because he has wood to prove it but doesn't rush in too quick...Nah he's going to build up and take his time. Shes going to get a head start with an orgasm before he gets his as he works that buzzing vibrator on her bitch driving her out of her mind with the occasional lick to punctuate the stimulation to show what a gent he is. This must be what they mean when they say that nice guys finish last!

I was sold on it before his man meat even went into her mouth. The fun is in the build up. The sex is the pay off for that effort. Really nice stuff. Tara was slobbing on his dick like it was the best wang on earth. I must be a total voyeur as I love seeing people doing stuff and enjoying it too. Theres no two ways about it Tara loves her dude and we love him too for being a good sport sharing this with us, taking us on a journey through his point of watch camera work which was creative enough to edit a good scene that I hope they are happy with. I could've left it alone unedited for how good it was but I could not resist it.

By the way Cody good pop shot over the boobs. Nice touch! And the lingering on Tara afterwards in the bathroom. Nice. People forget that once the pop shot is done its nice to watch what happens afterwards. In this case we got to see her body and jugs. We hope to download more of your adventures again soon here at Real Couples.

Thanks to Tara for being such a delight to watch also. A very enjoyable and satisfying film indeed. More! More!

Tori & Terry

Yep you guessed it, its another Real Couples epic and that means there was no wham bam and splat in the face, thank u ma'am going on about this 1. This is more of a collection of various things that went on that night. I gave Terry my lil Lumix camera to take some pics of Tori. I find this is a amazing way of warming people up. It turned out posing for him is one of the things that turned her on and its great too for me to get that twinkle in the eye contact that is usually the hardest to get in these type of situations.

Terry also has a boot fetish I found out. I've encountered shoe and foot fetish and must confess to liking more often than not the pretty pedicured feet of many a model in my time and whereas I might have found this fetish strange I just did not. Its these very quirks I am grateful for people to share honestly as it makes for a more pleasant and real experience for the viewer.

Anyway I'd better not turn this particular entry into an epic like the video but lets put it this way, as well as the usual interview they get into bathroom antics as him and her do it too each other, boot worship, oh and fucking where Terry, either through drinking or being overwhelmed with the evening struggled to do the all important money shot and somehow I got in there to help out though I think I became part of the evenings entertainment as well. Not that I minded of course as I popped my load over Tori the tempestuous tartlets tits. Ha ha. You'll know what I mean when you watch the clip. Its an epic casual laid back affair with cigarette breaks too. Shit how did I forget to mention the ciggies for the smoking fetish fans. Fuck it's a fetish laden epic with ciggies, boots, “sexy champagne” in the bath and a bit of dark dick in there too. Hey, where did that come from? Ha ha! Oh and a bit of vibro action, bottle in the bum wank action, red pvc firewomans outfit. Oh and fucking as well. What would Real Couples be without the fucking and sucking eh?

Maya & Sebastian

In our effort to bring you a variety of scenes based around the Real Couples theme, our latest offering is a home made clip from Poland. Sebastien is fucking his girlfriend Maya as Andy films them and Maya is so accomodating she sucks his dick as well as her partners at the same time! Then Sebastien gets a bit kinky by using a speculum on his missus to open her slut real wide that we are given a gyneacologists point of see right into her pussy. Yes it looks very comfy in there indeed. A nice warm wet pink palace.

It reminds me of a joke I once heard about men coming out of a skank spending the rest of their lives trying to get back in. That joke seems apt here. Sebastien then pours some water into her open wide ho and pulls the speculum out so we can download the water leaking out. U would never notice these guys love vagina so much focusiing on plump close ups of Mayas gaping pussy after a good fucking and during. If i had 1 criticism I felt there was a lack of that couples chemistry that usually makes my exclusive shoots work that much better but this is a welcome addition though and as i usually say...No less real for it.

Donna, Jo & Partners

Give a warm welcome to one of our favourite swinging couples, Donna and Richard who may be considered veterans here now on their third outing and a warm to Woman Josephine and her husband Jon for returning a second time. I must admit, this clip is a scorcher with everything I like about shooting real couples. The playful friendly chat, the social interplay between both couples and the sex was amazing too. Both couples are very familiar with each other with Richard aka Vinny having worked with Donna for a variety of different websites. Jon does not perform much if not at all outside of his partnership with Jo but has been known to dabble in his time.

Both couples have a very good understanding of what they do and have none of that jealousy stuff going on that can sometimes destroy couples and therefore are a good example that couples in swinging relationships can and do work. I was so intrigued by the swinging lifestyle they have that both parties offered me some interesting insights into the social manners required when partaking in such activity.

U may have noticed recently there seems to be a rise in just normal un porn star type couples coming into the industry so surely this must be a reflection of a sign of the times that more and more people are embracing the hedonistic pursuits of performing in porno tapes in their past time. I know some have criticised the involvement of well known porn star types appearing here but the reality is, lest we forget, they are very real people too.

Isabel & Kenny

I've been after this couple for a good while now and finally I got them in front of my camera lens. Ha ha haaaa...I have them now!!!! It wasn't easy mind as we had 2 last minute cancellations before we finally got it together and this was due to personal emotional issues regarding Isabel and old friends not being very kind in their remarks which I think was sad and very off putting understandably. I can only put it down to jealousy from those people as I think it was unwarranted and was a major inconvenience to me also from a selfish point of watch. I was worried mind that it would affect her decision to even do Real Couples.

Come the day I need not have worried. So determined was I to keep things as natural with her and Keni I decided to video them as they were in their jammies on a late afternoon in South London where they lived. This was unconventional to say the least but they got the idea I wanted to keep this as real as possible and this was very much them on a Sunday afternoon.

Fans of Isabel may be disappointed having seen her in more high brow thorough fare clad in latex showing off that beautiful derriere doing spectacular scenes of double anal and what not. I only want to show Isabel Ice the porn star, on her day off with her porn star fella on his day off. What I got I couldn't hope more for.

Some porn stars, let alone couples would find this type of thing just wrong but seeing Isabel at home with next to no make up on and no porn star personae, kind of made her seem that bit more naked and therefore more honest. I gotta say I found something very sexy about Ms Ice and understood the fuss that people have made about her.

She is very sexual and super fucking crazy about Keni. One can tell these things how she playfully hits him when they are talking. I'm not sure if Keni was annoyed by this I could imagine me being that way if my missus did that but he responded by chastising her which showed not only their affection but their familiarity with each other. Pro pornstars don't do this sort of thing...well unless the chemistry is right but then very rare do u watch it. Everyone knows that Isabel and Keni have been together quite some time now already.

Christie & Andy

I arrived in Nottingham to clip at Christies place of work as she wasn't too comfortable with the thought of me filming them at home which I could well understand. I thought this still had an interesting angle to it and was grateful they were open and honest enough to discuss it along with how they met.

The video itself was a fairly jovial affair with Andy palying with Christies puppies like a mischievous school boy and I have to say, while she might be classed as a MILF for those who like to put more mature ladies into such categories, she was still well fit, attractive and well turned out which I'm sure adds to her appeal among her clientele. Especially the young blokes who she avoids seeing as they want to “fuck and fuck for ages and load loads” I which she favours the more older professional gentlemen for being more clam and measured in their ways.

So what separated Andy from all the other males since he was a client as well? Well he had very normal qualities that put her at ease and was a bit of a joker, which always helps. I'm sure there was more to this, like him being a good friend as well as more besides. Having seen Christie in action, she does perform a unique service where she will suck u off, let u lick her, rim her, foot fetish of all types and some might feel this is ok for foreplay but to be brought to climax in such a way may not be as satisfying. Having seen her in action, it opened my eyes not only to the world of escorts but the fact this kind of sexual service was horny enough to get you off anyway.

Today was going to be different as Christie wanted to do everything with her guy for this scene as I filmed her pulling her fellas trousers down as he lay on the bed. She removed her clothes and got naked and sucked his cock for a while before slobbing on her jugs and fingering her pussy before mutually pleasuring each other in the good old soixante neuf position (that's the 69 position for you lot that don't know any French).

Jenny & Clark

Jenny Baby Is more than just a cute pretty young babe. She is also a very bubbly, lively infectious 1 who lights up your day with her personality. Now if I spoke her language better I could sing her praises to the max. Clarks a cool man too with a pleasant friendly temperament. But we'll stop right there ok.

Suffice to say this is 1 good looking couple who drove overnight from Hungary to shoot for Real Couples today and despite the language barrier we got along ok. I was a bit concerned that Clark , although friendly, was kinda quiet and not very impressionable with his personality before the shoot but dude was I in for a surprise!

Jenny understood and could speak that bit more English than Clark but I knew the chit chat that you've all become familiar with was going to be a tubby problem so DING! I had an idea...we could do this as a 3 way conversation with my Hungarian pal and co producer Kat Varga. Lucky for me she was at home doing nothing which was a stroke of luck in itself and she agreed to toss the questions I asked and give me the answers in English so editing this was going to be lots of fun, I hope not lost on you all any less for it. So we got around that poart easy enough.

The part that surprised me about Clark, and one for people getting into porn in general should note that even though I was wondering what kind of a performance I was going to get because of Clarks subdued , understated personality, I need not have worried.

Jen & Jim

Jen wanted to lose weight to feel better about herself and no 1 was more stunned...Actually fucking shocked was more the description of how surprised I was on the day. She looked like a completely different person from when I first knew her and so motivated to do this and feel good about herself doing it that she did it. She lost a good deal of weight and was looking slimmer and petite than she has been in a long time. This lady is an inspiration to those dedicated to losing weight and I have to admit, though I didn't mind how she looked, nor did Jim and she did look as Ned Flanders would say: Scrum-diddly-umptious.

It seems they had a new lease of life in the bedroom too, and everywhere else from what they've been telling me. And who better to quality control the services I offer than the management of this adult oriented company? The one thing that I found highly motivating on the day of the shoot was their enthusiasm. The air was charged with their wanting to get it on. The tiny playful digs they made at each other , only couples who are that familiar with each other will understand. By the time they got it on, they were as timid as two teenagers in love....You know what the guys thinking right? “Please god don't let me load too early” I'm sure this wasn't the case but looking at the pair of them in action you wouldn't believe how long they have been together. These two should have a photograph in the dictionary under normal loving couple. Come to think of it. What is normal these days?

No doubt kissing is the start of all things sexual and sensual and it wasn't long before Jim was slipping his hands inside her dress and revealing more of her and removing clothes and kissing every bit of her nude flesh exposed, removing her shoes, kissing and sucking her toes. Moving up the leg, between the thighs..and oh not to be too predictable, just above, at the sides, then a light breath and brush of the tongue over the pudenda (boy I shouldve been a fucking romance novelist. My talents are clearly wasted here) then a good old fashioned front door assault on the fanny zone getting bashed up by sexy rapid tongue action to send that first ripple of excitement through her body. Me? I would've got up after five minutes off this and had a cigarette had I smoked, just to wind the lady up (if I smoked that is)...that would've been funny but the chemistry was on and nothing but a tornado ripping the roof off the hotel was going to stop these 2 from getting it on. Whether they forgot about me being there or turned on all the more by it was immaterial.

Elle & Ian

You could tell Ian loved eating her vagina because he skipped the obligatory bj and went for the main course of sticking his rigid tool straight into her sopping wet muff and you could tell she wanted it by the way she was bucking and grinding her hips down on him deep before switching positions to go on top where she grinded down on him harder bringing her arse up high . This prompted a moment between them where Ian complained she was doing this to make his boner feel like it was 12 foot long! I was a bit lost here but filmed the tail end of this minor dispute because..well its real innit?...And ian isn't exactly lil in the mangina department either.

After this they continued in the bathroom where it was a bit cooler as Elle sat on the sink with her legs spread wide with 1 foot on the door hinge and another on the heated towel rail as Ian plowed into her hairy vagina. I have to admit it was refreshing seeing a young girl with a bit more than a tufty down there. I think its quite horny. Far too many models with bare naked pussies these days for my liking. Not that I don't mind a shaved choocha, but when every woman is doing it, it does make u pay extra attention to the minority that are different.

Ian plowed back and forth into her bush and pulled out to blow his trademark load of goo in several squirty sprays on her stomach and hooters as his load ran down and collected in a pool to drip off her muff. I took the precaution from previous experiences working with Ian to stand behind him to avoid being shot at point blank range. Its not pleasant I can assure you. For me the best part was what they brought to this rather than what they did which was not overly spectacular as porn expectations of professionals go by but then its more about feelings than putting on a show which makes this more interesting for me as I hope it does for you, the patrons of this site.

Karlie & George

The age difference between Karlie and her partner George was so obvious that I was keen to showcase them for quite some time before they eventually agreed to go ahead with it. In fact, I was willing to bend the rules and have Karlie shag someone else as long as George was there. I knew he would have been ok with this scenario as this is also how he got to meet Karlie in the first place as she worked for another mutual friend and producer in the adult industry and if you watch the intro to the clip they explain how they got together and the subsequent persecution and snide remarks made about their coming together and the impact it has had on friends and particularly family because of the age difference.

In case u didn't know. George is also the producer/ director/ manager of Doll Theatre. An adult production company well reknowned for their spoof versions of popular british TV shows and movies. So even having a producer doing th do here is a bit of a coup in itself.

Karlie was very keen for George to do this and to be honest I have to salute George as even on the day , despite being a producer, he realised just how hard it was going to be. Performing I mean. In front of a camera. In front of me even. I persevered but the real star of the day and not just because she is pretty was Karlie who gave him an adrenalin shot of a blow job that George had no option but to get hard and do the do and do it he did with gusto. In fact George upstaged many performers in my mind because he had personality. He was fun and he was right proper filthy with it too.

Cate, Kaz & Partners

The pole dancing lessons given by Cate to Kaz was totally impromptu and was pleasant to dl the yummy Kaz unaware of her tit falling out of her top as she swung around the pole with all the grace of a wounded gazelle (bless). The the girls decided they were going to tie th e boys up to that same pole and beat them which I thought was hilarious as they indulged in some light s&m with Cate whipping Scott and whipping her arse for him to watch and Kaz forcing a pink vibrator down JJs throat making him gag. I was expecting the beating to be quite severe but the girls were only playing to whip the guys up before doing a girly show of Kaz licking Cates vag and vice versa as the boys broke free of their restraints. Scott yanking out his rock hard stiffy and poling away like a dog in heat bar the tongue wagging and heavy breathing.

Come to think of it, Scott was the only 1 in underwear as the others all dressed up quite fetishy. I think partially undressed sex is actually quite horny compared to total nakedness and both girls were quite fetching intheir fishnet stockings and high heels.

It wasn't long before both girls had their laughing gears around their partners tackle, sucking and deep throating away like a couple of good girlfriends are supposed to (well good wife in Cates case). You might notice that JJ was lagging as Scott was nailing Cate all over the sofa and floor with her splendid ample breasts swinging all over the place because Kaz yanked some fetish box that JJ had his weiner in and it really penetrated him up to the point he could not feel any sensation in his weiner. But the show must go on. Kaz just had to wank and suck harder as her penance to get JJ going is all. She ended up payig with her arse being fucked. Good excuse u might think. Something extra kinky to get the old chap rising to the occasion. Scott was like a dog with two dicks keen to get into his missus back door which she did effortlessly. Woman Harrington certainly knows how ot please her fella and all this bum duggery later Scott wanted to let off his load in her mouth which cate did with enthusiasm letting it run out of her mouth dribbling on her hooters and onto he floor.

Corrina, Suzy & Andy

I keep telling Andy what a really lucky man he is. Thing is I know he knows it. As u know Andy is married to Corinna and has been for over five years now and I know for a fact she is totally cool with it because I asked her personally.

Andy as you might have figured is not your regular porn star. Being in the industry I would say like myself he is on the periphery of it. That is to say he has 1 foot in it and knows people but the other foot firmly outside so he can slip into relative obscurity should he so wish. Anyway this is to just paint a picture as to how excited I am about this couple and why I have specially selected their latest efforts as our special 100th addition to the site as I feel it represents a broad arc of what I feel this site is all about.

Corinna does that rarest of things by filming her husband fucking other girls. Normally that might be the other way around and normally I would pass if it was all about the young babe filming her partner cracking 1 out. Hey I have my limits too y'know. Ok well it might end up as a dvd extra or something but generally I wouldn't view the appeal to the dude contingent of this site.

Sandra & Thomas

Thomas then sat her on the chair and slipped his weiner sliding it fore and aft into her sopping wet vag. There was none of the pretentious screaming and hair pulling I kind of expected but then this kind of thing might have put Thomas off as if his missus was doing a porn scene. This wasn't just business. This was personal! Its actually not that easy getting a personal shoot when the couple have met you for the first time with their own preconceptions to what they think producers want to download but I'm sure the more observant among you out there will know the difference.

They moved the action to the sofa for comfort where Thomas continued fucking his wife in the missionary position before slipping behind her giving me maximum view of his weiner in her wet twat as he fondled her hooters with his hands and moved in for the occasional kiss. This went on for a while and as time went on, you can see they were getting into their own groove and Sandra decided it was time to move in position to ride his hard penis before pulling his boner out of her pussy and easing it into her arse where again he spread her arse cheeks to offer me maximum visual as he slowly moved his boner back and forth in her arse, like Sandra must like it as this was one quality she described as the thing she loves about him. Tender and affectionate.

I think they got into their vid so much in fact that Thomas didn't resort to the typical porn star thing by pulling out and chucking his custard all over her face. No. They did it like they would normally. The moment his penis came out of her arse and into her ho it was mere moments before Sandra stopped grinding her hips and turned to face me smiling sweetly when I knew that he had load inside her. No problem. I just wanted to see it leaking out of her vagina. Which is just as horny as a woman wearing a mans dna on her face to view it leaking out of her freshly nailed pink swollen muff. She obliged before leaning forward and licking up every last drop and give his cock a thank u kiss. Now that's love.

Bex & Lee

I gotta say something about Bex, not only has she got a natural unmanufactured beauty about her but she also has a really nice body and really nice natural boobies.(hope u don't mind me saying this Lee) It made me think about the whole internet dating thing in a new light. You know what I'm talking about, those really cute pics of some easter European chick by the poolside in sunny climes being passed off as Debbie from Sellafield. Yeah right.

It didn't take Lee long to rise to the occasion when Bex had her lips wrapped around his chops slobbing away lovingly before Lee put his tongue to good use by flicking her love bud. Just to watch the look of pure pleasure in Bex response was worth the price of membership alone, even when Lee sat behind her and diddled with her bean and probed her vag with his fingers I didn't realise I had such a fetish for eyes and facial responses in a teen. Wow was a word that came to mind as she climaxed righ there and then leaving a wet patch on the couch. Let sput it this way, there was no need for any lube which is what a good real session is all about. Her twat was sopping and like a kid that's discovered the combination for hitting the jack pot on a fruit machine, lee just kept hitting the spot and making her weteer and wetter.

Having decided he was prepared for entry, Bex climbed aboard and rode him before he got her in the missionary position (a standard but effective position) to ram his tool home in her pussy but then after awhile I don't think Lee expected what suddenly happened, he tugged out and shot his load over her.

Ok it wasn't a marathon session but it was definitely short sharp and intense that much was for sure and I'm sure fans of the real stuff will really love this for what it is.

Incidentally I got them to do the little photoshott thing at the end as an add as I thought she had such a nice body it would be good to view her wiggle and jiggle that fine body of hers prior to the mov. I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did filming and editing it.

Corrina & Andy

I think they came to my attention through an email with regards to the site and after a few dates we finnaly hit one and agreed to do the shoot at a show flat of one of their friends in the Docklands in the East side of London. They seemed like a quiet but friendly sort of couple and like a lot of Europeans you never know what u are going to get from them as a result but like a lot of Europeans I have worked with Corrinna and Andy did not disappoint and deliverd a nice movie withthem fondling, kissing and groping in front of the mirror before Andy stripped her down slowly exposing and fondling her nice natural non enhanced boobies. (So refreshing to view real hooters these days) .

Andy went down on her licking her skank..and so he should, your missus films you with your peen in other chicks pussies and mouths boy. Lick dat vagina guy! Mush! Mush! Andy loves it anyway, and Corinna too by the look on her face. She sucked his man meat to full mast before they moved to the bed where she lay down and he slid his old dude in her, popping his head in and out toying with her as she gasped and sighed with pleasure, looking into each others eyes deeply forgetting I was even there, which was cool. I like being part of the wall paper sometimes it has its benefits. Not unlike being a wild life clip maker with a telephoto lense in the jungle filming from the distance while the animals are unaware of your presence.in this case, they were just in that zone where nothing around them mattered but them and the pleasure theywere giving each other as Andy fucked her doggy style and she turned around to taste her muff on his boner. Theres something real horny about girls doing pussy to mouth. Then she sat on him for awhile as he pumped into her vag groping and fondling her boobs as he fucked away then she wanked his dick into her mouth again before laying on her back where he pounded away into her again, both looking deeply into each others eyes for quite some time giving me pleany of time to get the action covered from different angles as he built up to climax, pulling out and shooting his load into her mouth as she dutifully moved forward to catch as much asshe could in her mouth but getting some on her tits as well and like any dutiful and loving wife, she gave his bell end a good suck before leaning back to let me see the mess he left on her.

Like I said, a amazing couple and we'll be seeing more of their escapades in the coming months as I've already bough t a bunch of shoots they've done together and I've singled out a special shoot for our 100th addition to this site so keep coming back to check it out wontcha!

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